Nah, it can’t be that easy. It just can’t. This probably doesn’t exist. I just imagined it. I’m brilliant! Yep, it’s nothing more than an awesome-sounding figment of my over-worked imagination. I’m calling it The FigmentCaster ™
Well, ok, yeah, it is made out of recycled cloth. But the fact that there’s not much else that’s very weird about the unquestionably rich, characterful, tonewood-like way it sounds, looks, or feels is… seriously weird.